The Marinade

The Marinade

Deadly 7-Elevens, Living Funerals, and a Hulu Crime

How prepared are you for the endgame?

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श्रीraj
Feb 04, 2024
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Do you believe in magic? What about teleportation? What if you were magically teleported into a 7-Eleven convenience store?

If the following reports are a sign, the chances of you getting caught in the crosshairs of a shootout are high because there are 7-Elevens everywhere. Seriously, what’s attracting these crazies to this brand of convenience?

Jan 20th 2024: Reno Police Investigating Shooting Death at 7 Eleven

Dec 29th 2023: Man arrested after allegedly shooting 7-Eleven employee during robbery in Salt Lake City

Dec 21st 2023: Man shot to death at Orlando 7-Eleven

Dec 4th 2023: Person shot, killed at 7-Eleven in Oakland…

Nov 6th 2023: 1 killed in shooting at North Nashville market

That last one hit close to home, literally.

If you are reading this from anywhere but the United States, you may be thinking. “Isn’t that a US-only problem?” or “We don’t have crazy people running around with guns.”

Burn!

Yes, for those of us living the American dream, this threat is real.

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